What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Where do cows go for lunch?
Which state is the cleanest?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why is the piano so hard to open?