Why do magicians score well in exams?
Because they can handle trick questions.
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What sport do horses love to play?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?