Why do magicians score well in exams?
Because they can handle trick questions.
What's the slowest 5k?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
How much does freedom weigh?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
