Why do magicians score well in exams?
Because they can handle trick questions.
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?