Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Because people always speak of the devil.
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
How do you make antifreeze?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What game do mice love to play?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why did the tomato turn red?
