Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Because people always speak of the devil.
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
How do you grill cheese?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?