What part of a fish weighs the most?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
How do amoebas make calls?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why do diners never serve lobster?