Where would you find an elephant?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
How is life like toilet paper?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why are frogs always happy?