What's a pirate's favorite color?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Do you know the name Pavlov?