Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was a "chicken".
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What's the friendliest pen?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?