Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What is the definition of Robin?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What's E.T. short for?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?