Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was a "chicken".
How does the sun listen to music?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What's a dog's favorite city?
