Why do hogs play so much football?
Why do cows go to New York?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
How did the vampire start his letter?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What do fish do at parades?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What game do bats excel at?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?