What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
A passport.
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Which family member has tusks?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What kind of bird can write?
Why is a computer so smart?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What nationality are most fish?
What's the loudest sport?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What's black and white and red all over?
