What do you call a baby monkey?
A chimp off the old block.
Why didn't the melons get married?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Do dads always snore?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?