What do you call a baby monkey?
A chimp off the old block.
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
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What's the biggest moth in the world?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why did electricity win the race?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?