What do you call a baby monkey?
A chimp off the old block.
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
