What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?