Why did the wizard ace his math test?
It was on magic squares.
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why are baseball games at night?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?