Why did the wizard ace his math test?
It was on magic squares.
What do cows like to dance to?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why is the beach so confident?
This candy bar is a real home run.