Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
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What's a cat's favorite color?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
When does a horse talk?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What says: oom oom oom?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?