Why did the wizard ace his math test?
It was on magic squares.
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
How do automobiles fly?
What's the slowest 5k?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What fish only swims at night?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What is a duck's favorite dance?