Why did the wizard ace his math test?
It was on magic squares.
Why was the computer cold at work?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What do bees chew?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What's black and white and red all over?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
