Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Because it was too light.
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
How is cat food sold?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
How do amoebas make calls?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What tree has the most bark?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
