What dog wears contact lenses?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why was the math book sad?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Which fly makes films?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do you call a hairless poodle?