Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Do dads always snore?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
How do you get kids to do something?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why do math teachers love March?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?