Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Because it was too light.
How does a cow do math?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
How are mountains able to see?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why are goats so funny?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?