Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Because he was a paw-fessional.
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Which insect is the smartest?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do you call a crate of ducks?