Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why was the fish so smart?