Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Because he was a paw-fessional.
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do bees say in the summer?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What game do bats excel at?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?