What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Where do polar bears vote?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?