Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Because he was a paw-fessional.
What animal has the most fun?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What math figure is also in the band?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
How was the wedding?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why was the cat so small?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What words make the best athletes?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
