Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
She couldn't take catnaps anymore.
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What's the holiest insect?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What do you call an old snowman?