How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do cows say on NYE?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?