Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
She couldn't take catnaps anymore.
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why do math teachers love March?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
