Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
She couldn't take catnaps anymore.
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do you call a small mom?
What kind of computers do horses use?