Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
She couldn't take catnaps anymore.
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do you call octopus twins?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What school subject really rocks?
What bird is always sad?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?