Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
She couldn't take catnaps anymore.
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why do elephants have trunks?
How does a cow do math?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
When do mice play every day?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?