Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
How do fleas travel?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why was the dog so popular?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do fairies always drink?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why are goats so funny?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?