What musical instrument is the best typist?
A keyboard.
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What did the bee say to the flower?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
