What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why did the frog starve?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
I broke my finger!
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why is spring the oddest season?