What musical instrument is the best typist?
A keyboard.
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?