Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Yeah, it's a huge waist of space.
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do insects learn at school?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do you call hiking college students?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
