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How does a squid go into battle?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
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Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What fish only swims at night?
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Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
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What food is a man's best friend?