What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What makes a glow worm glow?