Why was the spider so smart?
Because he knew the entire WWWeb.
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What day do hands always go to church?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Which cats have the best manners?