Why was the spider so smart?
Because he knew the entire WWWeb.
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Which state has the best streets?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
