What is the best Christmas present ever?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Where do hamsters come from?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why did the echo get detention?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?