Why did the cow cross the road?
How are teens like cats?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?