What tea do footballers drink?
Penaltea.
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why do two skunks argue?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why do golfers hate cake?
