Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Because he has four rabbits' feet.
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why did the foal cough?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
How do you get kids to do something?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?