Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Because he has four rabbits' feet.
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Which cats have the best manners?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?