Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Because he has four rabbits' feet.
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What is another term for the price of gas?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why is furniture so generous?
How do bees get to school?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Which celebrity always frowns?
