What do dogs order at coffee shops?
A puppuccino.
What do you call an exploding monkey?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What time of day was Adam created?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
