Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why do cows wear bells?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?