What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Apple cyber.
What do you call a dog in space?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why did the barber win the race?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What vehicles are in the best shape?