What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Which insect makes the best father?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Where was Noah born?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
How does a cow do math?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Did you know that felines don't bite?