Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.