Why was the bud so shy?
It just hadn't blossomed yet.
A book just fell on my head.
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
