Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
How can you farm during the winter?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?