Why was the bud so shy?
It just hadn't blossomed yet.
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do you call an animal pop star?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?