Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What is a duck's favorite snack?