What do you call a dancing sheep?
A baa-llerina!
What did summer say to spring?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call a tired tree?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What's the holiest insect?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?