What do you call a dancing sheep?
A baa-llerina!
How does a squid go into battle?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Where do chips wear socks?
