Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
He kept telling acorn-y jokes.
Why is the number 4 so smart?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What did the rug say to the floor?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why are turtles so shy?
What tea do footballers drink?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do you call bears with no ears?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?