What's the noisiest food?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why do bees gossip?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?