What do a striker and a magician have in common?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Where are average things manufactured?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Which condiment adds the most kick?