Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What did one plate say to the other?