Why is heaven always so tidy?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?