What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Snot true!
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What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What's the politest month?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why are stones so good at music?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?