What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What is blue and not heavy?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?