What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Snot true!
Why is sand so optimistic?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
