Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why do cows wear bells?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What bird is always sad?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What kind of bird can write?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?