What did the beaver say to the tree?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Where was Noah born?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?