What kind of music do planets like?
Neptunes.
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What's the saddest part of the week?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What was the detective duck trying to do?