What kind of music do planets like?
Neptunes.
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
