What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
How do you compliment a cat?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why are frogs always happy?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Which big cat loves to drive?
