What type of cake never comes with frosting?
A crab cake.
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
How does the sun listen to music?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
