What type of cake never comes with frosting?
A crab cake.
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What is a sheep's favorite game?