Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Because it can crack up!
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why are all priests fit?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What reads and lives in an apple?