Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Because it can crack up!
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
