The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
How do you get straight A's?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What kind of water does an angel like?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why do dogs run in circles?