What do you call an Irish spider?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why was the math book sad?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?