Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Because it can crack up!
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What sport requires no movement at all?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?