What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
A ponytail.
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What do math teachers eat?
How do bees get to school?
Why are stones so good at music?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why did electricity win the race?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?