What nationality are most fish?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why are fish such good architects?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Where do baby apes sleep?