What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
A ponytail.
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Do dads always snore?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
