Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?