Which celebrity always frowns?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What vegetables do librarians like?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What do bees say in the summer?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What did summer say to spring?