That bird won't stop squawking.
It's a real crane in the neck.
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why did the frog starve?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
