What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why are books always so angry?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do fish do at parades?
Where do tough ducks come from?