Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Because they're too far out.
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Board Game With A Twist
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What did the confused bee say?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
