What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What's the friendliest pen?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why are winter days great?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
