Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why are turtles so shy?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?