Where do mermaids see movies?
What's black and white and red all over?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What animals make the best students?
The museum curator needed a break.
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?