Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Because they're too far out.
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What's the holiest insect?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?