Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What tea do footballers drink?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What's good for both poker and theater?