Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Grease.
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?