Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Grease.
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
How is cat food sold?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
How long will dinner be?