Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Grease.
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why did the foal cough?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
