What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
A baaarbershop quartet.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why did the fish blush?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?