What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Where do surfers go to school?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?