What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why was the math book sad?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why was the bud so shy?