What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
A tooth pic.
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why are all priests fit?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
How does the sun listen to music?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
