What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
A tooth pic.
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why are cars magic?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Where do chips wear socks?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?