What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
He got lockjaw.
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What's E.T. short for?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why did the frog starve?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
