What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
He got lockjaw.
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Where are average things manufactured?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Which insect is the smartest?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the echo get detention?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?