What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?