What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What animal floats best?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What's the noisiest food?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What's the slowest 5k?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?