What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?