Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Bears love exotic cars.
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Where do termites go camping?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?