What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
A buoy mom!
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"