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They're going stag.
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What is a bird's favorite ballet?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Where do polar bears vote?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?