Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What did one plate say to the other?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?