How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
They're going stag.
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
