Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Because a B comes after it!
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
