Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What did summer say to spring?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?