Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Because a B comes after it!
Why is a computer so smart?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Which elf is the best singer?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What is the definition of Robin?
When do cows get tired?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?