What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
A Tofurkey dinner.
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What game do bats excel at?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?