What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
A Tofurkey dinner.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Which relative loves rice?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What did the confused bee say?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?