What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
A Tofurkey dinner.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
