What fish only swims at night?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?