What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What animals make the best baseball players?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?