What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Rough Rough!
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What school subject really rocks?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?