What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What tea do footballers drink?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What school subject really rocks?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What is the most adorable season?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
How did the pirate call his mother?