What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Rough Rough!
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
How do you make a bear really angry?
