What's the only career where you can never sit down?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What's the world's weakest animal?