What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
How do you wash a lamb?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why do bees gossip?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Where do books sleep?
