What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What is the smallest lion?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What's the holiest insect?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?