What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
How do you talk to a giant?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
How does a barber get to work?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?