What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Where do mice leave their boats?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why are skeletons always hungry?