Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
She only charged a dime a dozen.
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Who is a house's favorite band?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
