Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?