Why was the cat so small?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What is the smallest lion?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?