When do ghosts love to go camping?
On a dark and stormy night...
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
