What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?