Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What did March say to the madness?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
If you need help building an ark...
Which founding father loves to sing?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?