What do sheep say when they're in love?
I love ewe.
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
