Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What says: oom oom oom?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
How do billboards talk?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
How does the sun listen to music?
What sport are eggs the best at?