What do sheep say when they're in love?
I love ewe.
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Where does the president keep his razor?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why do cats give such great massages?