What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Pigs in a blanket.
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What do you call a dog in space?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
How do you get kids to do something?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?