Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?