What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Curly fries!
Why are trees always so positive?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
