What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Curly fries!
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What fairy loves to count?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
How do you compliment a cat?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?