What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Curly fries!
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do math teachers eat?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?