Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
How can you make 7 even?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What nationality are most fish?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What was the detective duck trying to do?