What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Which cats love to be petted?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why did the coach go to the bank?