Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?