Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
How do you arrest a pig?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?