What did the skeleton order at the bar?
A beer and a mop.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
