Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
It's allergy season again?
How does a cow do math?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why was the bud so shy?
How can you farm during the winter?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why did the echo get detention?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?