Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What color are all the books in the library?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What sport do horses love to play?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What's the difference between weather and climate?