What did the skeleton order at the bar?
A beer and a mop.
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.