What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why was the dairy grumpy?