What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What a waste.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
