What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What a waste.
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
How are mountains able to see?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do little fish love to play with?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why do rodents make the best runners?