What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
How do hurricanes see?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What is another term for the price of gas?
How is cat food sold?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?