What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What a waste.
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?