What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?