Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?