How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why are fish such good architects?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What's a decade's favorite sport?