Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
The Wrong Brothers.
What do you do for an injured lemon?
How long will dinner be?
What animal likes to party the most?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?