Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
The Wrong Brothers.
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?