Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
The Wrong Brothers.
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Surprise!!!!
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
