Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do cows say on NYE?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Where do vampires keep their money?