Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you call a vacation at home?