What do fish do at parades?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What is blue and not heavy?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
How does the sun listen to music?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?