What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Which state is the cleanest?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why can you never find the number nine?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?