What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why did the frog starve?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What condiment has wings?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?