What do mice do when they're at home?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
A book just fell on my head.
What kind of books do boats write?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?