What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Leave it inside the cow.
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Who granted the fish a wish?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What are the strongest days of the week?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why did the echo get detention?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What stories are told by basketball players?
