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Leave it inside the cow.
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Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
How do automobiles fly?
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What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
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How was the wedding?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?